The Team

King Sport Nelson is an IT technician who enjoys Bball, fight sports, stealing candy from babies and binge-watching boxed sets. He is athletic and dope, but can also be very pessimistic and a bit grumpy. He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Kristy Simone pointed out years ago. King has lost two jobs as a result of his addiction, specifically: golf caddy and admin assistant.

Tae, as she is known, is a naughty accountant who is addicted to chocolate. She always wears many layers of clothes. She strongly dislikes her fiancé, but remains with him due to his love of sports. That is the only thing they have in common

T Rivero is a respectable P.E. teacher who finds it hard to get out of bed in the mornings. People often compare him to a wild animal. His biggest fear is turning to the dark side or the Dodgers losing. He is particularly interested in making it on to the team, but in the meantime writes for this site.

Possessing of strong writing talents and a fantastic beard. Enjoys talking at length and the odd cup of tea.

A sarcastic politician from Dublin who is obsessed with piano keys. Physically, he is built like a beanstalk, yet he claims to have an uncanny resemblance to Max Kellerman. His top quality is that he is particularly respectable.

Editor and captain of the ship, enough said.

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